The Truth About Mating

Are you single and sick of the trite advice from Cosmo and the froth peddled by Sam in the City? Are you sick of the misconceptions of why you are single when you know that it's either there's no good men out there and you're not prepared to settle? Or that you've been through the desperation and loneliness to the other side to relish independence and your own company.

Keeping up with the Joneses is well and truly alive today and it still seems to resemble Mummy, Daddy, two kids and the white picket fence, but when you see all the shit going on in relationships and that at best some of them are just domestic arrangements, it's a matter of "I won't be having what she's having, thanks"!

Or are you in a couple and navigating the ups and downs of that wondering if others go through what you do?

This is going to be the chat that you do or don't have with your friends, and it does surprise me how little some people reveal to each other. So if you want full disclosure this is where to come for some mating, dating and mass debating.

And it's not all going to be serious. There will be the bad roots (that means sex, if you're not from Oz), the embarrassing moments, micropenises, farting or not to, the bush and the brazillian, secrets and lies and anything else you may want to discuss (almost anything). This is not just a blog for chicks. Blokes, you may learn a thing or two or help us figure out what makes you tick. This is going to be a mixture of the serious and silly, but always down to earth and honest.