Sunday, June 15, 2008

Internet Dating (and possibly mating)

Well, I have decided to take the plunge and I am now on RSVP. My photo was taken six years ago, but maybe that will attract a younger guy. I am not into older men, and even though you stipulate the age you want, you still get 60 year old guys contacting. Should you do the polite thing and send them back a "kiss" to tell them they don't fit your profile when it it is fucking obvious from the start that they don't.

Seriously, I am going to update with a current and unfortunately heavier photo this week, but what is this thing with men and age anyway? The one guy out of about 300 that I found remotely attractive, is my age, but his upper limit is one year younger. Thing is if we met in the pub he would think I am younger than I am, in fact the last guy I slept with was eight years younger. He is the one of the small dick that I wrote about in a previous post. Actually, that guy turned into a bit of a stalker. You may have heard of a book "He's Just Not that Into You", I don't know why they haven't written a version for males, as Dickless certainly needed it. Am I sounding harsh? Well, let me tell you, I told none of our mutual acquaintances that he had a dick the size of a cocktail frankfurt so I am not a complete bitch.

Anyway, I don't hold out much hope for RSVP, because I think chemistry is essential, and you can just not tell that from an email. Also, I have been on it before, met about 10 men who bored me to tears. Will keep you posted.

6 comments:

Reality Raver said...

You must keep us posted on the trials and tribulations on internet dating. Some single guy friends of mine reckon it is the only way they meet girls these days.

Why don't you contact the guy who looks interesting as one year out is not much. The problem that I think is weird that the 50 year olds only wanting girls up to the age of 40 - never women their own age.

So are 50 year old women on RSVP stuck with the 65 year olds???

Onadrought said...

Thanks for your interest Reality Raver. I will contact the ones that are one year out.

For a guy (a reasonably appealing one) rsvp is the way to go. Have you ever checked on there - there are many stunning women and quite a few gross men, so a good looking guy can have a field day. Like life really.

My older female friend says that there are a lot of 50, 60 year old men that want the younger woman. Who do they think they are? Most of them resemble George Kastanza, much more than George Clooney. And at least Kastanza had wit.

wontletlifedefineme said...

Still, you never know! A friend of mine met someone online and they've been together for 7 years now. It's good not to get your hopes up too much, but keep an open mind. :)

Reality Raver said...

George Clooney needs a new escort/beard. I am thinking of applying. A couple of months at his villa in Lake Como would be rather nice.

Onadrought said...

RR, do you think you would qualify for the job?

Reality Raver said...

Yes I do. He dumped Sarah because she got a boob job, and mine are still real.